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Political Shocker as Chicken Crosses the Road to Join the Ducks

Ottawa, Ontario, 2026-04-10—Political observers were stunned as Egglentine Egglu, a long-time Chicken, crossed the road to join the Ducks. Read more...

Ottawa LRT Unexpectedly Runs for 24 Hours with No Problems

Ottawa, Ontario, 2026-04-09—In a completely unexpected development, the Ottawa light rail system has run for 24 hours with no problems. Read more...

Carney Unwittingly Turbocharges Fetish Site sexxxy-elbows.com

Cobourg, Ontario, 2026-04-08—Chad Feenster, 45, a Cobourg webmaster, could not be more pleased with Prime Minister Carney and his "Elbows Up" rhetoric. Read more...

Winnipeg Man uses Notwithstanding Clause to Override Date-Night Movie Pick

Winnipeg, Manitoba, 2026-04-07—Controversy has erupted in Winnipeg after Cory Tweedsmuir, 33, invoked the Notwithstanding Clause to override his wife, 34-year-old Stacey Marchenko, when it came to picking the date night movie. Read more...