Carney Unwittingly Turbocharges Fetish Site sexxxy-elbows.com

Cobourg, Ontario, 2026-04-08—Chad Feenster, 45, a Cobourg webmaster, could not be more pleased with Prime Minister Carney and his "Elbows Up" rhetoric. Feenster runs the fetish website sexxxy-elbows.com and he says he has seen a 550% increase in traffic since Carney was elected.

"I've been part of the online fetish community for 18 years," said Feenster. "I've run all the usual fetish sites like footinmouth.com, naughty-traffic-cones.com, and spankmeharder.com (the latter registered with GoDaddy, of course) but I definitely have a soft spot for sexxxy-elbows.com. Elbows have that perfect combination of soft and hard, pointedness and gentle roundedness, and mysterious inaccessibility. You can't hold your right elbow in your right hand, after all! And they say that the eyes are the window to the soul. Well, that's wrong. You really get to know a person when you bop their elbow just right to get that delightful funnybone tingle going."

"Now, even within the fetish communities, elbows are a niche area. So I've really struggled to drive traffic to the site. I've placed ads on sites for orthopedic surgeons, tennis players, and golfers."

"But Carney's election has been a godsend. 'Elbows Up' has reminded everyone of an oft-neglected body part, and our traffic has surged. We sold out of our elbow grease lube within months, but luckily we are able to source a 100% Canadian product to replenish our stocks. We've also branched out into plumbing, selling elbow pipe fittings for those who like to screw pipes."

When asked about future plans, Feenster was coy. "I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, but let's just say: We'll play it by ear. And knee. And knuckle."