Oshawa Man Fails Rorschach Test Three Times in a Row

Oshawa, Ontario, 2026-04-29—Oshawa carpenter Ernie Williamson, 53, was told to find another therapist after he failed the Rorschach Test three times in a row.

"I was seeing Dr. Sauer because I have occasional depression," said Williamson, "and in one of the sessions, he showed me these weird inkblots. He asked what they reminded me of, and I said: Inkblots on pieces of paper. Well, except for number 10. That reminded me of inkblots on a stiff piece of cardboard."

Totally True News contacted Dr. Konrad Sauer, who agreed to speak to us after Williamson said he was willing to waive doctor-patient confidentiality. "I showed Mr. Williamson the most suggestive inkblots I have, and he didn't see a single vagina, penis, or father-figure. After we ran the test three times, I had to conclude I was dealing with someone way out of my depth."

In desperation, Dr. Sauer showed Williamson a picture of a woman's vulva. "He even got that one wrong," said Dr. Sauer. "He said it was a vagina. OK, I will give him half a point for that."

Dr. Sauer further elaborated that Williamson got along fine with his mother and that when he was a child, he found his father happy and loving. "Williamson said that he never even wet the bed once he was older than two years old! Unbelievable!" said Dr. Sauer.

Williamson was quite upset upon hearing the news that he'd need to find a new therapist. "I have no idea what I'll tell my wife," he said. "She'll yell and scream at me like she does most days, and then probably snipe at me and belittle me when she gets tired of yelling and screaming. I really don't know how I'll ever figure out what's causing my depression."