Dianne's Thought for the Day

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new-user: Tape destroyed.  The system administrators take a dim view of such actions.
You have destroyed this computer.

jobtitle: Internal Mobility Manager

thought: It is forbidden to reason with the expectorant "Linda" to avoid the bouncy
consequences.

st: I believe that is not Uhura.  She swapped phasers with Picard when we went
through the saint.

buzzword: Parallel Protocol Options

buzzword: Relational Virtual Controller

new-user: Network down.  Segmentation Fault.  Operating system halted.

insult: You sick hill of repulsive dolphin excreta.

st: Time, sir, should be superior to all.

st: Exaltation becomes ultimate after a point. Tribbles become independent.

st: Evil has no purpose.  Or despair.  But it may have a Tribble.

jobtitle: Investor Response Administrator

insult: You're too hallucinating to even qualify as a decrepit bunch of barf.

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.
You have destroyed this computer.

thought: You sofas!  You vipers!  You worse than barbarous pancakes!

insult: You stinking mound of bizarre zit cheese.

st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither self-made nor fascinating
can be so ineffective.  And that's what kept the screens in the channels all
these centuries.

jobtitle: Human Infrastructure Technician

new-user: Illegal instruction.  Tape destroyed.  Core lost.

thought: Hector!  I told you not to throw Kelly's hamster-lip!  Now you must chop her
to make up for your flippant behaviour.

jobtitle: District Identity Developer

jobtitle: Principal Identity Director

st: Violence has no purpose.  Or love.  But it may have a force field.

new-user: Unable to reach network.  Segmentation Fault.  Unable to continue.

insult: You're too dreadful to even qualify as an uncultured bunch of pigeon bombs.

insult: Your pompous boss likes to burp loudly while consuming an uncultured
wheelbarrow-full of fleas.

thought: We will die on the abalone; we will float on the capture; we will never sleep.

insult: You're too smelly to even qualify as a stinking sack of cigar butts.

thought: It is forbidden to chop the squirrel "Sally" to avoid the intravenous
consequences.

insult: You slimy bucket of drivelling kitten guts.

insult: You grotesque bucket of uncultured cat fleas.

jobtitle: Direct Intranet Supervisor

jobtitle: Senior Paradigm Manager

new-user: Disk crash - unable to continue

new-user: Name too long.  Memory Burnout.  Operating system halted.

st: These are the force fields of the woman "Enterprise."  Her 5-year mission - to
boldly go where no Vulcan has gone before.

new-user: Illegal instruction.  Disk crash.  Data lost.

st: I believe that is not Troi.  She swapped rivers with McCoy when we went
through the mind.

new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - unable to continue

jobtitle: Human Accounts Developer

jobtitle: Chief Operations Liason

st: No man is independent.

new-user: Permission denied.  Memory Burnout.  Data lost.

buzzword: Responsive Interpretive Matrix

buzzword: Integrated Default Capability

st: These are the computers of the scientist "Enterprise."  Her 5-year mission -
to easily go where no photon torpedo has gone before.

jobtitle: Senior Implementation Architect

jobtitle: Global Identity Executive

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage.  Your
account is no longer active.

jobtitle: Product Factors Developer
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