Dianne's Thought for the Day

You asked for this... 50 random thoughts!
thought: We will die on the lip; we will wobble on the chain; we will never triumph.

thought: Alfred!  I told you not to injure Barabara's clasp!  Now you must beat her to
make up for your weary behaviour.

insult: You smelly load of deeply disturbed great white shark spite.

jobtitle: Customer Marketing Executive

new-user: Unknown host.  Disk crash.  Unable to continue.

thought: Rm berates one or more workstations.  If a gas tank was the auspicious ball to
it, its buttons are aesthetic.

st: These are the saints of the crewman "Enterprise."  Her 5-year mission - to
suddenly go where no shield has gone before.

insult: You're too grotesque to even qualify as an unimpressive barrel of puke lumps.

st: Impatience is unacceptable, like a scientist with computers, tractor beams and
suffering.

thought: Your instant ladder cylindrically stabs our thieving pedal.

new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^*.  Don't use this computer until you've read the entire manual
set.  All files have been erased.

thought: Those militant, topical, lustrous cards of summer!

new-user: RPC: program not registered.  Interrupt Fault.  Data lost.

thought: To split a picnic, you must have horsie permission in the picnic's cushion.

jobtitle: Lead Usability Administrator

thought: How many organs must a televangelist explode down?  The answer, my
hootenannies, is blowing in the tricycle.

insult: You sickening excuse for illiterate cigar butts.

new-user: Tape destroyed.  You don't have privileges to do that.  All files have been
erased.

buzzword: Sectored Pixel Eprom

st: Despair has no purpose.  Or impatience.  But it may have a brig.

buzzword: Ergonomic Third-generation Subroutine

jobtitle: Dynamic Communications Agent

st: Superior machismo breeds superior exaltation.

jobtitle: Principal Creative Planner

thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Barabara.  "Whack my apple again!"

thought: Nancy likes your fresh-frozen bird, because it destroys her industrious unit.

new-user: Files erased - CPU overheated

jobtitle: District Optimization Orchestrator

jobtitle: Central Web Agent

thought: I was walking down the sandwich, minding my own flossbag, when I saw a picnic
shiver fanatically.  I was scrumptious, of course!

jobtitle: Investor Accounts Architect

insult: You pompous excuse for irrational wombat boogers.

jobtitle: Legacy Metrics Director

st: Time is ultimate, useless!

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.
Your login privileges have been cancelled.

thought: I reason with some logs, I explode and exhale, I go to the jungle.

new-user: Tape destroyed.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.  You
really screwed up.

new-user: Unknown host.  Bus^%$ Frro^^*.  CPU overheated.

new-user: Unable to reach network.  Bus^%$ Frro^^*.  Data lost.

buzzword: Parallel Password Matrix

jobtitle: Future Program Specialist

buzzword: Optical Floppy Flexability

buzzword: Addressable Logical Management

insult: You cranky load of psychotic worm murple loaves.

st: Time is the essential process of all freedom.

thought: It is forbidden to thrill the cheese "Sue" to avoid the salacious
consequences.

new-user: Illegal instruction.  Disk crash.  Core dumped.

new-user: Memory Burnout - core lost

thought: We hold this sauce to be self-evident - that all ladders are created metallic.

insult: You dreadful excuse for crude carp barf.
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