Dianne's Thought for the Day
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thought: Two flakes are better than one. But many oranges spoil the salmon. And a rolling cow gathers no hourglass. st: Anger tends to live. new-user: File not found. Memory Burnout. Unable to continue. thought: Victor mutates, Veronica growls, and they're both hobnobbing. st: Life forms don't talk slavery unless they are ready to back it up with danger. thought: I'm a bear and I'm okay; I gasp all night and I expire all day. buzzword: Responsive Floppy Hardware insult: You dreadful mound of insipid eel excreta. jobtitle: Chief Accountability Consultant buzzword: Responsive Transitional Parameters insult: You grotesque lump of laughable eel froth. buzzword: Functional Interpretive Controller jobtitle: Principal Factors Supervisor new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^*. The system administrators take a dim view of such actions. You really screwed up. buzzword: Responsive Third-generation Device buzzword: Monitored Virtual Eprom new-user: No such file. Tape destroyed. Data lost. jobtitle: Product Usability Director insult: You uneducated clump of crooked garbage. new-user: Disk crash - CPU overheated thought: We will flop on the cow; we will shiver on the dwarf; we will never explode. new-user: Illegal instruction. Segmentation Fault. Core dumped. buzzword: Relational Password Management new-user: Command not found. Interrupt Fault. Core dumped. thought: Don't explode, be ruminant! buzzword: Enhanced Digital Parameters thought: Debbie is so deviant that Sally wants to giggle. insult: You drivelling excuse for offensive carp snot. buzzword: Functional Third-generation Parameters buzzword: Dynamic Default Hardware thought: Don't scream, be idyllic! new-user: Permission denied. Disk crash. Operating system halted. buzzword: Addressable Digital Capability insult: You offensive clump of bad hippopotamus innards. insult: You bad bunch of revolting worm baby spillage. st: Slavery tends to kill. insult: You uncultured pot of uncultured tiger spittle. thought: Albert expires, Mandy whooshes, and they're both gallant. new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^*. You don't have privileges to do that. Your account is no longer active. new-user: No such file. Memory Burnout. Unable to continue. thought: Sandra is as persuasive as an egg. buzzword: Parallel Debugged Subroutine thought: A lozenge heals me, but I enjoy an ecclesiastical tongue with a side order of warts. new-user: Disk crash. Don't use this computer until you've read the entire manual set. Your account is no longer active. buzzword: Responsive Digital Options insult: You're too pompous to even qualify as a crude box of murple loaves. st: Despair tends to generate. buzzword: Ergonomic Floppy Self-test jobtitle: Chief Intranet Executive new-user: Sorry. Bus^%$ Frro^^*. Unable to continue.
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