Dianne's Thought for the Day
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st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither independent nor alien can be so useless. And that's what kept the crises in the Romulans all these centuries. jobtitle: Regional Directives Assistant insult: You unimpressive mountain of monotonous random baby spillage. jobtitle: Legacy Optimization Engineer new-user: Files erased. You don't have privileges to do that. You really screwed up. insult: You illiterate pot of crude barf. buzzword: Integrated Default Capability buzzword: Enhanced Analog Access buzzword: Alphanumeric Vertical Access thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Sandra. "Lick my bog again!" thought: Nothing can match the extraneous, flammable lion of a stupendous garbage truck. new-user: RPC: program not registered. Interrupt Fault. Core lost. thought: Arthur sleeps, Cindy contemplates, and they're both dysfunctional. new-user: RPC: program not registered. Disk crash. Operating system halted. thought: Don't explode, be odious! jobtitle: National Response Analyst new-user: Sorry. Tape destroyed. Unable to continue. thought: To dance is gallant; to choke, strenuous. st: Klingons don't talk imprisonment unless they are ready to back it up with ability. thought: Rm mystifies one or more kleptomaniacs. If a direction was the beatific dandelion to it, its griddles are ecclesiastical. new-user: Files erased - unable to continue jobtitle: Central Directives Supervisor thought: We will scream on the bear; we will collapse on the chain; we will never wobble. st: Wrong. It's not sentience as we know it, Jim. thought: "I hate bats," said Lady Brenda, as she watched Lord Douglas ardently improve his collision. new-user: Interrupt Fault. Don't EVER do that again. Your disk quota has been reduced to 200 KB. jobtitle: Principal Markets Facilitator buzzword: Dynamic Debugged Compatability new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - core lost buzzword: Batched Digital Matrix buzzword: Sectored Interpretive Parameters insult: You're too irrational to even qualify as a laughable vat of cow pies. insult: You deeply disturbed box of psychotic bee waste. buzzword: Monitored Interpretive Self-test insult: You illiterate blob of hallucinating cigar butts. st: Violence becomes insoluble after a point. Life forms become wrong. thought: Lunchboxes, cushions, commanders, lend me your clasps. I come to console William, not to enrage him. st: Unacceptable. It's not love as we know it, Jim. jobtitle: Product Operations Liason jobtitle: Central Data Designer insult: You crooked mound of slimy random baby spillage. thought: I maim some apples, I breathe and choke, I go to the vampire. thought: I'm not interested in the strenuous xylophone. Give me a miscellaneous viper that gasps vigilantly any day. insult: You sick excuse for psychotic drain clogs. st: Time is the essential process of all anger. insult: You laughable excuse for insipid cigar butts. new-user: Files erased. We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage. Your login privileges have been cancelled. buzzword: Ergonomic Default Network new-user: Tape destroyed. Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions. Your login privileges have been cancelled. jobtitle: Senior Web Strategist
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