Dianne's Thought for the Day

You asked for this... 50 random thoughts!
new-user: Files erased - CPU overheated

thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Sylvie.  "Mystify my itinerant again!"

st: Superior slavery breeds superior evil.

thought: Sally is an ignorant contraption?  Then Kelly hugs a pulmonary notebook.

st: Violence, sir, should be alien to all.

st: I believe that is not Crusher.  She swapped channels with Scotty when we went
through the shuttle.

buzzword: Addressable Debugged Eprom

jobtitle: Direct Group Representative

jobtitle: Legacy Branding Liason

buzzword: Optical Run-time Management

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Don't EVER do that again.  Your account is no longer active.

new-user: Disk crash - unable to continue

thought: You eagles!  You workstations!  You worse than sickening eggplants!

st: I believe that is not Troi.  She swapped crises with LaForge when we went
through the tractor beam.

new-user: Relocation table corrupt.  Interrupt Fault.  Data lost.

new-user: Segmentation Fault - unable to continue

insult: You're too slimy to even qualify as an illiterate shopping-cart handle of zit
cheese.

new-user: Files erased - core lost

jobtitle: District Usability Liason

new-user: Command not found.  Tape destroyed.  CPU overheated.

jobtitle: Lead Optimization Consultant

thought: A basket maims me, but I enjoy a notorious goose with a side order of cows.

jobtitle: Future Paradigm Liason

new-user: Unable to reach network.  Segmentation Fault.  Unable to continue.

new-user: Memory Burnout - data lost

thought: Why is Arthur so egocentric?  Because Victor mangles our political bag.

insult: You awful truck-load of repulsive puke lumps.

new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - core lost

insult: You uncultured bunch of dim-witted drain clogs.

buzzword: Enhanced Buffered Device

buzzword: Responsive Digital Flexability

buzzword: Formatted Interpretive Matrix

insult: You pathetic mound of smelly murple loaves.

new-user: Permission denied.  Interrupt Fault.  Data lost.

buzzword: Sectored Run-time Device

st: Hatred is insensitive, like a saint with tractor beams, races and bravado.

buzzword: Relational Intelligent Network

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Please contact your system administrator at once.  Your
e-mail privileges have been revoked.

buzzword: Dynamic Transitional Network

jobtitle: Chief Accounts Strategist

jobtitle: Product Markets Facilitator

buzzword: Optical Vertical Hardware

jobtitle: Investor Division Engineer

jobtitle: National Quality Representative

insult: You're too uneducated to even qualify as a sick bag of barf.

buzzword: Ergonomic Floppy Parameters

jobtitle: District Metrics Facilitator

st: We come on a mission of impatience.

new-user: Tape destroyed - operating system halted

buzzword: Optical Default Self-test
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