Dianne's Thought for the Day
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st: Red alert, Mr. Kirk. And waste the women. new-user: Illegal instruction. Bus^%$ Frro^^*. Unable to continue. st: These are the races of the child "Enterprise." Her 5-year mission - to eagerly go where no shield has gone before. st: I believe that is not Yar. She swapped computers with Kirk when we went through the savage. st: Red alert, Mr. LaForge. And fill the phasers. new-user: Interrupt Fault. We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage. Your account is no longer active. insult: You smelly excuse for revolting cow pies. buzzword: User-friendly Floppy Options thought: Those jellied, translucent, suspicious turkeys of summer! st: Without cabins, killing cannot kill. buzzword: Synchronous Memory Options new-user: Memory Burnout - core dumped new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^*. You don't have privileges to do that. All files have been erased. jobtitle: Central Program Producer buzzword: Ergonomic Digital Device insult: You uncultured clump of dim-witted cow pies. jobtitle: Internal Mobility Facilitator new-user: Unknown host. Bus^%$ Frro^^*. Core dumped. thought: Two trees are better than one. But many potions spoil the pencil. And a rolling component gathers no sauce. thought: Mandy is as dysfunctional as a squirrel. jobtitle: Product Functionality Facilitator insult: You insipid excuse for dreadful hippopotamus guts. jobtitle: District Intranet Coordinator jobtitle: Chief Applications Supervisor insult: You slimy excuse for repulsive nasal hairs. jobtitle: Customer Data Consultant insult: You bad excuse for dim-witted eel innards. new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^*. We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage. You have destroyed this computer. insult: You hallucinating load of pompous blue whale waste. thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Cindy. "Lick my bomb again!" thought: Douglas! I told you not to split Jenny's twaddle! Now you must belittle her to make up for your long-playing behaviour. jobtitle: Investor Division Liason insult: You awful excuse for uneducated nose pickings. st: Imprisonment is alien, fluid! jobtitle: Legacy Intranet Director new-user: Unknown host. Disk crash. Core dumped. jobtitle: Product Optimization Developer jobtitle: Global Applications Facilitator thought: If the vivid pencil flops sadly, is Cindy an esoteric mountain? buzzword: Batched Vertical Hardware new-user: Tape destroyed. You don't have privileges to do that. Your e-mail privileges have been revoked. jobtitle: Customer Brand Technician buzzword: Functional Digital Device st: Love is the essential process of all slavery. jobtitle: Senior Factors Orchestrator buzzword: Parallel Intelligent Duplex new-user: Illegal instruction. Bus^%$ Frro^^*. Core dumped. thought: Out of the surprise and into the megalomaniac. st: Power is disloyal, like a sensor with cages, channels and slavery. new-user: Illegal instruction. Bus^%$ Frro^^*. Data lost.
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