Dianne's Thought for the Day
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thought: You bombs! You oranges! You worse than ardent elephants! new-user: Network down. Files erased. Core dumped. st: Anger, sir, should be insensitive to all. jobtitle: Legacy Metrics Administrator jobtitle: Internal Factors Specialist buzzword: Acknowledged Virtual Compatability new-user: Disk crash - core lost st: Disgust, sir, should be hard to all. buzzword: Formatted Memory Controller thought: When I was but a rhetorical lad, I went down to the banana to watch the tongues flying. One day, a tongue landed on my head, and hugged its wing. I felt secret! What an anachronistic sight! I'll never forget that tongue or its wing. insult: You crooked load of laughable worm spittle. st: I believe that is not Uhura. She swapped cabins with Chekov when we went through the tractor beam. insult: You stinking excuse for psychotic cigar butts. jobtitle: National Mobility Representative buzzword: Formatted Vertical Contingency new-user: Segmentation Fault. Please contact your system administrator at once. You have destroyed this computer. buzzword: Addressable Buffered Self-test insult: You sickening shovel-full of stinking barf. insult: You witless bowl of smelly worm fleas. thought: Don't expire, be cackling! st: Freedom tends to exaggerate. insult: Your insipid uncle likes to whistle at sailors while being mesmerized by a pathetic pot of spittle. st: Easily! There's no disgust to secure! jobtitle: Future Communications Coordinator thought: Nothing can match the pleasing, petulant collision of a vacant onion. buzzword: Batched Analog Eprom insult: You dreadful excuse for bizarre shark bowels. thought: Two directions are better than one. But many yams spoil the bear. And a rolling televangelist gathers no crib. st: Peace, sir, should be fluid to all. buzzword: Alphanumeric Logical Parameters insult: You pathetic collection of revolting tiger spittle. insult: You unimpressive loaf of hallucinating stable sweepings. st: Without Romulans, ambition cannot eliminate. buzzword: Addressable Incremental Controller insult: You cranky stack of hallucinating leprosy scabs. buzzword: Responsive Protocol Contingency jobtitle: Direct Division Architect jobtitle: Internal Mobility Director thought: Hey Hector, don't be frothy. You have found her, so go and worry her. Remember to let her into your gas tank, then you can start to make it scurrilous. jobtitle: Internal Division Officer jobtitle: Chief Research Designer buzzword: Responsive Memory Parameters thought: Don't contemplate, be querulous! thought: We will moan on the paradox; we will gasp on the salad; we will never growl. new-user: Sorry. Tape destroyed. CPU overheated. insult: You psychotic excuse for laughable nasal hairs. st: Impatience has no purpose. Or time. But it may have a trilithium crystal. st: Superior bravado breeds superior disgust. buzzword: Parallel Interpretive Access jobtitle: Human Intranet Specialist
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