Dianne's Thought for the Day
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st: Disgust has no purpose. Or despair. But it may have a saint. thought: Oh, my, another bag-lunch. They like to mutate everywhere. It's most gymnastic. jobtitle: Dynamic Operations Representative thought: We will explode on the tiger; we will whimper on the ointment; we will never eat. st: Machismo is free, like a Romulan with stars, photon torpedoes and prejudice. st: Superior killing breeds superior suffering. insult: You indecent lump of grotesque puke lumps. insult: You uncultured excuse for uncultured ear wax. st: Directly! There's no exaltation to secure! insult: You drivelling excuse for irrational zit cheese. jobtitle: Central Usability Coordinator jobtitle: International Assurance Strategist jobtitle: Dynamic Mobility Analyst insult: You monotonous mountain of witless eel barf. new-user: Unable to reach network. Files erased. Unable to continue. jobtitle: Regional Interactions Associate buzzword: Alphanumeric Protocol Capability thought: To hug a lunchbox, you must have wig permission in the lunchbox's beagle. thought: Your pharmaceutical battalion exaggerates intransigently. insult: Your grotesque uncle likes to pole-dance while staring at an irrational barrel of froth. insult: You drivelling excuse for stinking drain clogs. st: Without phasers, emotion cannot repeat. buzzword: Mnemonic Analog Hardware jobtitle: Forward Metrics Executive st: Even savages fail to learn from anger; they repeat the same Romulans. insult: You crude crock of stinking rabbit froth. insult: Your slimy Dad likes to eat rancid pineapple while watching a bad box of froth. buzzword: Integrated Intelligent Matrix insult: You pompous mountain of uncultured wombat spite. thought: Sandy has a large collection of watery apparitions, which she uses to create her chocolate. thought: How many lozenges must a gear shift lever growl down? The answer, my buttons, is blowing in the gas tank. jobtitle: Legacy Division Executive insult: You smelly heap of revolting cow pies. insult: You crooked excuse for bad worm parasites. jobtitle: Human Branding Executive buzzword: Integrated Analog Matrix new-user: Unknown host. Disk crash. Unable to continue. new-user: Interrupt Fault - core lost new-user: Files erased. We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage. You have destroyed this computer. thought: Jenny is as vigorous as a pedal. jobtitle: Product Creative Assistant new-user: Name too long. Memory Burnout. CPU overheated. buzzword: Integrated Password Language thought: When I was but a homogeneous lad, I went down to the liver to watch the puppies moaning. One day, a puppy landed on my head, and ate its thigh. I felt hot! What an extravagant sight! I'll never forget that puppy or its thigh. st: Emotion is fluid, like a shield with crises, women and ambition. st: Exaltation tends to kill. st: Set your computers on stun! I don't want any hatred. buzzword: Functional Digital Matrix jobtitle: Direct Configuration Supervisor jobtitle: Product Identity Officer
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