Dianne's Thought for the Day

You asked for this... 50 random thoughts!

insult: Your laughable Dad likes to wear leather while watching an awful bucket of
fleas.

st: There are life forms on the stupid shield!

thought: When I was but an omnipresent lad, I went down to the ant to watch the
lunchboxes whooshing.  One day, a lunchbox landed on my head, and injured its
eye.  I felt persuasive!  What a runcible sight!  I'll never forget that
lunchbox or its eye.

thought: Two suits are better than one.  But many lions spoil the food.  And a rolling
welt gathers no component.

thought: I'm not interested in a ludicrous clasp.  Give me a peppermint scenario that
whooshes sadly any day.

st: Red alert, Mr. Worf.  And seal the computers.

st: Even phasers fail to learn from hatred; they repeat the same crises.

new-user: Unable to reach network.  Disk crash.  Unable to continue.

buzzword: Acknowledged Digital Parameters

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  You don't have privileges to do that.  You have destroyed
this computer.

jobtitle: Corporate Factors Technician

insult: You drivelling excuse for repulsive zit cheese.

st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither independent nor useless
can be so sentient.  And that's what kept the rivers in the crises all these
centuries.

thought: Out of the eggplant and into the notebook.

jobtitle: Central Directives Assistant

st: There are saints on the free warp drive!

new-user: File not found.  Segmentation Fault.  Core dumped.

new-user: Permission denied.  Bus^%$ Frro^^*.  Core lost.

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.
Your disk quota has been reduced to 200 KB.

jobtitle: Central Mobility Agent

thought: Hey Joe, don't be generic.  You have found her, so go and please her.
Remember to let her into your liver, then you can start to make it aerobic.

new-user: Segmentation Fault - data lost

insult: You uneducated excuse for bad cow pies.

st: Even trilithium crystals fail to learn from despair; they repeat the same
computers.

thought: "I hate lozenges," said Lady Sylvie, as she watched Lord Donald negligently
mangle his dress.

thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Debbie.  "Mystify my salmon again!"

new-user: Tape destroyed.  You shouldn't have done that.  You have destroyed this
computer.

st: These are the Tribbles of the current "Enterprise."  Her 5-year mission - to
simply go where no warp drive has gone before.

insult: You're too slimy to even qualify as a repulsive tub of stable sweepings.

new-user: Files erased - operating system halted

jobtitle: Internal Implementation Orchestrator

st: Without screens, violence cannot destroy.

new-user: Memory Burnout - CPU overheated

thought: Sally likes the fabulous tricycle, because it kisses my pregnant lip.

insult: You monotonous vat of drivelling drain clogs.

buzzword: Sectored Memory Matrix

thought: Dominique has a large collection of self-propelled unicorns, which she uses to
whack her apparition.

new-user: Unable to reach network.  Interrupt Fault.  Data lost.

new-user: Memory Burnout.  You don't have privileges to do that.  Your e-mail privileges
have been revoked.

new-user: Tape destroyed - core dumped

thought: Two brunches are better than one.  But many eggplants spoil the dock.  And a
rolling pedal gathers no arm.

insult: You awful excuse for uncultured nasal hairs.

buzzword: Functional Transitional Options

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  Please contact your system administrator at once.  All
files have been erased.

thought: Nancy has a large collection of preposterous beagles, which she uses to caress
her winch.

insult: You smelly collection of repulsive elephant guts.

buzzword: Integrated Digital Network

buzzword: User-friendly Incremental Flexability

buzzword: Synchronous Debugged Flexability

thought: Out of the ski and into the kleptomaniac.

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