Dianne's Thought for the Day

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buzzword: Parallel Incremental Access

st: There are stars on the self-made crewman!

insult: You slimy hill of monotonous nasal hairs.

jobtitle: Global Marketing Technician

buzzword: Monitored Transitional Compatability

insult: You're too irrational to even qualify as a witless tub of garbage.

st: Sentient.  It's not complexity as we know it, Jim.

thought: I'm a tiger and I'm okay; I sing all night and I breathe all day.

insult: You're too smelly to even qualify as a witless bag of toe jam.

st: Currents don't talk prejudice unless they are ready to back it up with
bravado.

thought: We will growl on the condiment; we will regurgitate on the dress; we will
never burp.

insult: You slimy pile of witless stable sweepings.

thought: Why is Steve so public?  Because Arthur hugs the diabetic tool.

thought: To dance is diabolical; to exhale, peppermint.

st: I believe that is not Yar.  She swapped Vulcans with Chekov when we went
through the Klingon.

st: Set your currents on stun!  I don't want any violence.

st: Set your impulse engines on stun!  I don't want any reason.

st: No brig is independent.

jobtitle: Senior Directives Designer

new-user: Unknown host.  Tape destroyed.  Core lost.

insult: You offensive mound of unimpressive shark spittle.

st: Ability tends to repeat.

thought: My favorite workstations are William the Psychic and Brenda the Pendulous.

jobtitle: Human Integration Executive

thought: You bats!  You fingers!  You worse than despotic foods!

jobtitle: Future Configuration Architect

thought: Two eggplants are better than one.  But many components spoil the tool.  And a
rolling giraffe gathers no arm.

insult: Your hallucinating sister likes to spit globs of oatmeal while lecturing an
uneducated crate of spittle.

thought: Bob triumphs, Barabara gasps, and they're both basic.

insult: You pompous excuse for monotonous alligator waste.

st: We come on a mission of slavery.

jobtitle: Lead Directives Architect

buzzword: Synchronous Debugged Flexability

jobtitle: Global Paradigm Facilitator

new-user: Disk crash.  We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage.  You have
destroyed this computer.

buzzword: Parallel Protocol Matrix

st: Danger tends to destroy.

insult: You uncultured excuse for dreadful random baby spillage.

insult: You psychotic excuse for unimpressive harp seal waste.

new-user: Name too long.  Disk crash.  Operating system halted.

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Your abuse of this system has been logged.  All files have
been erased.

thought: Why is Donald so voluminous?  Because Keith worries a wry wheel.

st: We come on a mission of killing.

insult: You uncultured mountain of grotesque barf.

buzzword: Monitored Buffered Parameters

new-user: Interrupt Fault.  You don't have privileges to do that.  All files have been
erased.

st: Superior violence breeds superior evil.

insult: You irrational excuse for bad clam barf.

thought: Don't swim, be red-winged!

new-user: Memory Burnout - core dumped
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