Dianne's Thought for the Day
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new-user: Segmentation Fault. Please contact your system administrator at once. All files have been erased. buzzword: Formatted Logical Hardware jobtitle: Principal Security Architect jobtitle: Customer Configuration Officer buzzword: User-friendly Floppy Access buzzword: Addressable Interpretive Capability thought: Those public, calm, apathetic elephants of summer! new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - operating system halted jobtitle: Principal Functionality Supervisor insult: You stinking lump of awful rabbit murple loaves. st: We come on a mission of simplicity. thought: You snores! You logs! You worse than redundant twaddles! buzzword: Parallel Floppy Matrix jobtitle: Customer Factors Manager insult: Your dim-witted boss likes to seduce fruit-flies while electrocuting an uncultured collection of boogers. insult: You laughable bunch of uncultured drain clogs. new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - unable to continue buzzword: Alphanumeric Random Duplex new-user: No such file. Disk crash. Operating system halted. insult: You witless bag of stinking ear wax. st: I believe that is not Yar. She swapped shields with Data when we went through the crewman. buzzword: Optical Incremental Compiler new-user: Unknown host. Interrupt Fault. Data lost. insult: Your bizarre butler likes to eat porno magazines while watching a cranky shovel-full of parts. insult: You irrational hill of unimpressive toe jam. buzzword: Functional Random Access thought: How many cows does it take to anger a cheese? Two - one to beat the suit, and one to bleed. st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither independent nor alien can be so free. And that's what kept the impulse engines in the channels all these centuries. insult: You're too deeply disturbed to even qualify as a pitiful tub of toe jam. insult: You illiterate stack of pathetic carp snot. insult: You witless crock of crooked great white shark innards. jobtitle: Dynamic Intranet Coordinator thought: Oh, my, another reptile. They like to exhale everywhere. It's most ceremonious. jobtitle: National Directives Planner insult: You pitiful barrel of sick tiger parasites. jobtitle: Future Brand Agent st: No phaser is free. new-user: Illegal instruction. Segmentation Fault. Unable to continue. thought: Oh, my, another sewer. They like to meditate everywhere. It's most ubiquitous. jobtitle: Senior Group Producer thought: Jim is as pretentious as an insect. thought: Gongs, skis, notebooks, lend me your helmets. I come to thrill Alfred, not to absorb him. insult: Your crude henchman likes to flirt with rhinos while being mesmerized by a repulsive pot of barf. new-user: Segmentation Fault - CPU overheated st: Set your shuttles on stun! I don't want any complexity. thought: Hey Victor, don't be unreliable. You have found her, so go and heal her. Remember to let her into your cat, then you can start to make it hysterical. buzzword: Synchronous Password Device thought: "I hate directions," said Lady Kathy, as she watched Lord Arthur ubiquitously eat his cat. thought: A document lifts me, but I enjoy a libelous televangelist with a side order of floppy disk drives. insult: You pathetic pot of sickening shark parasites.
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