Dianne's Thought for the Day
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new-user: Sorry. Disk crash. Data lost. insult: You unimpressive excuse for slimy great white shark froth. jobtitle: Lead Markets Specialist st: Stupid. It's not danger as we know it, Jim. insult: You dim-witted mound of grotesque lobster guts. st: Imprisonment is disloyal, like a trilithium crystal with computers, women and complexity. thought: How many compasses must a window manager growl down? The answer, my livers, is blowing in the contraption. thought: If a biochemical unicorn sings enviously, is Anne a lucky face? new-user: Command not found. Interrupt Fault. Operating system halted. thought: A sarcastic brunch traumatically consoles your transplanted wheel. jobtitle: Dynamic Assurance Coordinator new-user: Relocation table corrupt. Segmentation Fault. Operating system halted. thought: How many docks does it take to throw a welt? Two - one to enrage the button, and one to sing. insult: You witless excuse for sick random baby spillage. jobtitle: District Program Representative thought: Don't giggle, be hilarious! buzzword: Responsive Default Options new-user: Segmentation Fault. Your actions are contrary to our computing policy. You have destroyed this computer. insult: You sick excuse for grotesque ear wax. thought: To die is bloated; to breathe, tortuous. buzzword: Addressable Virtual Compiler thought: I lick some pencils, I explode and skate, I go to the cyst. thought: I reason with some sleeves, I breathe and meditate, I go to the welt. jobtitle: Direct Tactics Producer jobtitle: Human Mobility Director insult: You dreadful bag of irrational zit cheese. new-user: Error: a.out exec incorrect format. Tape destroyed. Data lost. thought: Out of the kleptomaniac and into the floppy disk drive. insult: You pitiful lump of decrepit cigar butts. buzzword: Formatted Protocol Compiler buzzword: Relational Debugged Compiler new-user: Memory Burnout. Your abuse of this system has been logged. You have destroyed this computer. st: Savages don't talk despair unless they are ready to back it up with hatred. jobtitle: Internal Usability Manager jobtitle: Lead Assurance Strategist jobtitle: Dynamic Solutions Consultant insult: Your revolting Grandma likes to wear leather while ogling a smelly truck-load of excreta. jobtitle: Chief Response Designer thought: How many wigs does it take to reason with an icon? Two - one to chop the lieutenant, and one to whimper. insult: You unimpressive lump of smelly stable sweepings. new-user: Files erased - core dumped buzzword: Dynamic Digital Compiler thought: When her apple wobbles, my vivacious ax eats evilly. thought: When my turkey whooshes, his prominent picnic growls eagerly. st: No star is unacceptable. thought: Donald is a scanty snout? Then Frank hugs a leprous carnation. thought: "I hate wavechords," said Lady Sylvie, as she watched Lord Joe fabulously destroy his crib. jobtitle: Human Identity Technician buzzword: Functional Interpretive Flexability st: Despair, sir, should be insensitive to all.
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