Dianne's Thought for the Day

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st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither independent nor alien can
be so useless.  And that's what kept the crises in the Romulans all these
centuries.

jobtitle: Regional Directives Assistant

insult: You unimpressive mountain of monotonous random baby spillage.

jobtitle: Legacy Optimization Engineer

new-user: Files erased.  You don't have privileges to do that.  You really screwed up.

insult: You illiterate pot of crude barf.

buzzword: Integrated Default Capability

buzzword: Enhanced Analog Access

buzzword: Alphanumeric Vertical Access

thought: "Yes, yes, yes!" gasped Sandra.  "Lick my bog again!"

thought: Nothing can match the extraneous, flammable lion of a stupendous garbage
truck.

new-user: RPC: program not registered.  Interrupt Fault.  Core lost.

thought: Arthur sleeps, Cindy contemplates, and they're both dysfunctional.

new-user: RPC: program not registered.  Disk crash.  Operating system halted.

thought: Don't explode, be odious!

jobtitle: National Response Analyst

new-user: Sorry.  Tape destroyed.  Unable to continue.

thought: To dance is gallant; to choke, strenuous.

st: Klingons don't talk imprisonment unless they are ready to back it up with
ability.

thought: Rm mystifies one or more kleptomaniacs.  If a direction was the beatific
dandelion to it, its griddles are ecclesiastical.

new-user: Files erased - unable to continue

jobtitle: Central Directives Supervisor

thought: We will scream on the bear; we will collapse on the chain; we will never
wobble.

st: Wrong.  It's not sentience as we know it, Jim.

thought: "I hate bats," said Lady Brenda, as she watched Lord Douglas ardently improve
his collision.

new-user: Interrupt Fault.  Don't EVER do that again.  Your disk quota has been reduced
to 200 KB.

jobtitle: Principal Markets Facilitator

buzzword: Dynamic Debugged Compatability

new-user: Bus^%$ Frro^^* - core lost

buzzword: Batched Digital Matrix

buzzword: Sectored Interpretive Parameters

insult: You're too irrational to even qualify as a laughable vat of cow pies.

insult: You deeply disturbed box of psychotic bee waste.

buzzword: Monitored Interpretive Self-test

insult: You illiterate blob of hallucinating cigar butts.

st: Violence becomes insoluble after a point. Life forms become wrong.

thought: Lunchboxes, cushions, commanders, lend me your clasps.  I come to console
William, not to enrage him.

st: Unacceptable.  It's not love as we know it, Jim.

jobtitle: Product Operations Liason

jobtitle: Central Data Designer

insult: You crooked mound of slimy random baby spillage.

thought: I maim some apples, I breathe and choke, I go to the vampire.

thought: I'm not interested in the strenuous xylophone.  Give me a miscellaneous viper
that gasps vigilantly any day.

insult: You sick excuse for psychotic drain clogs.

st: Time is the essential process of all anger.

insult: You laughable excuse for insipid cigar butts.

new-user: Files erased.  We are monitoring your files for signs of sabotage.  Your login
privileges have been cancelled.

buzzword: Ergonomic Default Network

new-user: Tape destroyed.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.
Your login privileges have been cancelled.

jobtitle: Senior Web Strategist

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