Dianne's Thought for the Day

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insult: You offensive excuse for sickening gorilla parasites.

thought: Rm enrages one or more yarns.  If a rail was the detrimental wart to it, its
socks are enigmatic.

new-user: Disk crash.  Don't EVER do that again.  Your files are lost forever.

st: Bravado has no purpose.  Or machismo.  But it may have a Romulan.

new-user: Segmentation Fault - unable to continue

buzzword: Parallel Random Language

buzzword: Parallel Debugged Self-test

insult: You're too crooked to even qualify as a witless shopping-cart handle of murple
loaves.

insult: You're too grotesque to even qualify as a crude shovel-full of cow pies.

jobtitle: Central Mobility Associate

st: There are trilithium crystals on the interesting Tribble!

insult: You're too awful to even qualify as a smelly collection of garbage.

thought: Debbie mutates groundlessly when the sewer reasons with her winged bracelet.

st: It's hard to believe that something which is neither stupid nor unacceptable
can be so wrong.  And that's what kept the sensors in the channels all these
centuries.

st: Hard.  It's not simplicity as we know it, Jim.

buzzword: Acknowledged Intelligent Capability

thought: Hey Trevor, don't be celebrity.  You have found her, so go and flatten her.
Remember to let her into your eggplant, then you can start to make it
incredulous.

new-user: Files erased - data lost

buzzword: Optical Random Duplex

buzzword: Ergonomic Transitional Compiler

buzzword: Batched Password Network

new-user: Disk crash - core lost

insult: You witless excuse for laughable zit cheese.

new-user: Permission denied.  Bus^%$ Frro^^*.  Unable to continue.

buzzword: Responsive Debugged Management

thought: You clasps!  You welts!  You worse than repentant teacups!

st: Exaltation is unacceptable, like a photon torpedo with currents, women and
simplicity.

buzzword: Functional Transitional Eprom

jobtitle: Dynamic Quality Agent

insult: Your pathetic Mama likes to fart obnoxiously while electrocuting an awful
crock of brains.

thought: Albert thought that Joan had stolen his tree.  He loved that humiliated tree.
Joan denied taking the tree and said that Linda had it.  Albert was reliable
beyond belief to see Linda enticingly licking the tree, growling savagely as
she licked it.

jobtitle: Regional Branding Designer

jobtitle: Global Assurance Planner

new-user: Tape destroyed - core dumped

buzzword: Responsive Pixel Compiler

jobtitle: Central Tactics Analyst

thought: Concentrate, expire, and be antiperspirant, for tomorrow we growl.

insult: You revolting crock of sick wasp baby spillage.

jobtitle: Direct Directives Producer

insult: You dreadful load of laughable barf.

buzzword: Addressable Transitional Device

buzzword: Acknowledged Incremental Device

buzzword: Formatted Default Language

new-user: Segmentation Fault - core lost

buzzword: Integrated Incremental Device

buzzword: Responsive Third-generation Device

jobtitle: Principal Accountability Manager

buzzword: Parallel Incremental Parameters

thought: Vagrants, cows, chocolates, lend me your tampons.  I come to enrage Fred, not
to lick him.

new-user: Memory Burnout.  Your manager will be contacted regarding our suspicions.
Your files are lost forever.
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