Dianne's Thought for the Day

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thought: You bombs!  You oranges!  You worse than ardent elephants!

new-user: Network down.  Files erased.  Core dumped.

st: Anger, sir, should be insensitive to all.

jobtitle: Legacy Metrics Administrator

jobtitle: Internal Factors Specialist

buzzword: Acknowledged Virtual Compatability

new-user: Disk crash - core lost

st: Disgust, sir, should be hard to all.

buzzword: Formatted Memory Controller

thought: When I was but a rhetorical lad, I went down to the banana to watch the
tongues flying.  One day, a tongue landed on my head, and hugged its wing.  I
felt secret!  What an anachronistic sight!  I'll never forget that tongue or
its wing.

insult: You crooked load of laughable worm spittle.

st: I believe that is not Uhura.  She swapped cabins with Chekov when we went
through the tractor beam.

insult: You stinking excuse for psychotic cigar butts.

jobtitle: National Mobility Representative

buzzword: Formatted Vertical Contingency

new-user: Segmentation Fault.  Please contact your system administrator at once.  You
have destroyed this computer.

buzzword: Addressable Buffered Self-test

insult: You sickening shovel-full of stinking barf.

insult: You witless bowl of smelly worm fleas.

thought: Don't expire, be cackling!

st: Freedom tends to exaggerate.

insult: Your insipid uncle likes to whistle at sailors while being mesmerized by a
pathetic pot of spittle.

st: Easily!  There's no disgust to secure!

jobtitle: Future Communications Coordinator

thought: Nothing can match the pleasing, petulant collision of a vacant onion.

buzzword: Batched Analog Eprom

insult: You dreadful excuse for bizarre shark bowels.

thought: Two directions are better than one.  But many yams spoil the bear.  And a
rolling televangelist gathers no crib.

st: Peace, sir, should be fluid to all.

buzzword: Alphanumeric Logical Parameters

insult: You pathetic collection of revolting tiger spittle.

insult: You unimpressive loaf of hallucinating stable sweepings.

st: Without Romulans, ambition cannot eliminate.

buzzword: Addressable Incremental Controller

insult: You cranky stack of hallucinating leprosy scabs.

buzzword: Responsive Protocol Contingency

jobtitle: Direct Division Architect

jobtitle: Internal Mobility Director

thought: Hey Hector, don't be frothy.  You have found her, so go and worry her.
Remember to let her into your gas tank, then you can start to make it
scurrilous.

jobtitle: Internal Division Officer

jobtitle: Chief Research Designer

buzzword: Responsive Memory Parameters

thought: Don't contemplate, be querulous!

thought: We will moan on the paradox; we will gasp on the salad; we will never growl.

new-user: Sorry.  Tape destroyed.  CPU overheated.

insult: You psychotic excuse for laughable nasal hairs.

st: Impatience has no purpose.  Or time.  But it may have a trilithium crystal.

st: Superior bravado breeds superior disgust.

buzzword: Parallel Interpretive Access

jobtitle: Human Intranet Specialist

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